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Mister Freud, Are You There?
9 August 2006, 6:52 am
Filed under: Philosophy of the Person

Somebody, please interpret this dream for me.  (Bear with the wrong grammar and syntax.  I was typing blindly.)

The setting : LS

Main

Building

, time, way back in college (DLSU –

Manila

, for those who don’t know)

I was in my commercial law class, suddenly the whole PNA (Pablo Nwhatchamacallit Auditorium) transformed to the LS Chapel.  I was walking with somebody in the Chapel, and the slope of the floor was steep, probably 30 degrees.  Marble floor, with chapel seats aligned neatly on the sides, revealing a spacious centre.  When I reached the tabernacle, the chapel turned to be a trap and there was no way out.  In the dream, I seemed allergic to the chapel (in reality, present time, I am somewhat allergic to The Manila Pavilion Chapel).  Then, there was a man who stood beside me.  Note the following conversation, in English and not in Filipino, for in the dream, it appeared like I was in a foreign country:

Man : This is a trap.  See the door?  That’s the way out of this trap.

Me and the man proceeded to the door, opened it and it revealed a winding staircase which did not lead up but down. Then, there was a Caucasian girl on the floor beneath where we were.  She had a long sand-coloured hair, wore red sleeveless shirt, jeans, black boots, and carried a shoulder bag.

Man :  See that girl?  She’s entrapped.  Don’t go downstairs.  You’ll never find any way out.

Me :  So, this supposed-to-be-exit to a trap leads to a more complicated trap, if I take the route of this winding staircase.

Man : Yes, so don’t take it.  See these doors?  These doors might seem closed, or might seem like merely architectural designs.  But one of them is actually a door that leads to an exit.

Man raises hand, and the door referred to opened, revealing a rocking chair with a white veil on it.  The rocking chair moved from right to left, as if it had legs.  A jar appeared.  In the jar was an image of Jesus Christ.  His arm was extended in a hole in that jar.  Man twisted the arm of Jesus, and a door within that door opened, leading to a garden where the grass is green and colorful clothes hung on a clothesline.  When I stepped out, I noticed a concrete fence and that it was lined by empty bamboo bird cages.

Man :  You’re all alone now.  That leads to the exit.  (Pointing to the fence.)  Go figure.

I climbed the fence with the help of the bird cages.  The top of the fence was reinforced with chicken wires and plastic net, on which, my pants were stuck.  Then, there was an English soldier passing by the other side of the fence.  I took a jump, and the soldier caught me.  We accidentally kissed lips, but no malice.

Soldier : You’re supposed to go to a party.  They’re waiting for you there.  You know where it is, so go.

I walked and came to a party.  The sumptuous food prepared for everyone was butter-flavoured popcorn on pyrex bowls, nothing more decent, nothing less.

Then I woke up.



And Yet Another Hot Ten!!!
9 August 2006, 6:09 am
Filed under: Philosophy of the Person

Hot Ten Simple Things I Enjoy Doing

(tagged by Doc, tagging no one)

1.  Analysing life

            My present revolves around thinking about my past and my future, and if thinking about that becomes too tiring, I think about my friends’ dilemma based on stories received via SMS.

2.  Smoking -  Hot Ten reasons that make ciggies hot

a    It’s handy and ergonomical

a    It’s a laxative.

a    It’s a heater/thermostat.

a    It’s a sugar-free dessert, not to mention an alternative for meals.

a    It’s OTC.  You can get it from your suking tindahan or a takatak boy.

a    It’s reasonably priced, depending on your economical status.

a    Its psychological benefits are overwhelming it could either be a stimulant or a depressant.

a    You can quit on it and it wouldn’t whine, feel bitter or plan for revenge, and come back to it later, and it would still be willing to take you back, with open arms pa.

a    It makes you value your health.  Or your life.  Or both.

a    Sum up all preceding and you’ll find that ciggies are the perfect lifetime companions, being much less complicated than how human beings could actually get.

            

            VENI, VIDI, VICI!!!

3.  Coffee alone Sunday afternoon

            At a nearby café with my favorite companion, Pareng Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, or whoever author whose book I currently digest.  This is my date with myself.  It keeps my sanity intact (hopefully).

4.  Bathroom concerts

            Nothing beats a nice, cool, 2 ½ hour bath while singing.

5.  Roadtrip with Mister Penguin

            Going wherever, horsing in the car, smoking, holding hands, pinching Mister Penguin’s apple of the cheek, smiling, blabbering, and of course, singing Gasolina for gas station stop overs.

6.  Sabado nights

            Playing badminton ala pro (as if I’m really good at it), and the picnic after where me and my friends get to discuss things about anything, mostly about sex and sex organs.

7.  Hibernating

            The quota : I go to bed at

3am

on Saturdays, and wake up at

4pm

the following day.  Whattaway to recharge a soaked soul.

08.  Soundtripping

            Singing in the bathroom, listening to music on my way to work, singing while working, singing while taking a bath, singing on a roadtrip with Mister Penguin.

Plug: Listen to The Morning Rush with

Chico

and

Del

at RX 93.1 during weekdays.

09.  Movie marathon

            A day in every year is reserved for each of my favorite flicks, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.  Watching goddamned good flicks gives me a natural high.  The

Lake

House

is the latest.

10.  Not for public consumption

            Go figure.