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Anna Gumamela’s 20-Item Personality Test

Take the test below to gauge your personality. This is the kind of test that requires honesty and prudence. You better take your time in answering the questions and you better be as true to yourself as possible. An interpretation will be revealed in one of the succeeding blog posts. A prize will be given to successful examination takers. Good luck!

1. What is your motivation in taking this personality test?

1. Because you just want to

2. Boredom

3. Knowing more about oneself

4. The prize mentioned above

2. Which of the following performances by an actor merits an acting award?

1. Dindo Fernando’s in Langis at Tubig

2. Jim Carrey’s in Liar, Liar

3. Keanu Reeves’ in A Walk In The Clouds

4. Leonardo DiCaprio’s in Romeo + Juliet

3. Which of the following songs is best to serenade the woman / man of your dreams with?

1. Creep by Radioheads

2. If I Keep My Heart Out Of Sight by James Taylor

3. One In A Million by Larry Graham

4. Take This Love by Sergio Mendes featuring Joe Pizzulo

4. Which of the following is the number one characteristic of a husband- or wife-material guy / girl?

1. Drop-dead gorgeous

2. Manages finances well

3. Smart and witty

4. Sweet and romantic

5. Which of the following best conceals ugliness and best augments gorgeousness?

1. A considerable net worth

2. A good heart

3. An impeccable taste in fashion

4. Sense of humor

6. Which of the following is an indicator that a person manages his / her finances well?

1. Owning a condo unit

2. Owning a dazzling car

3. Owning an elegant wardrobe

4. Zero current liabilities

7. Which of the following shall give you a hint of a person’s degree of smartness and wit?

1. Fluency in foreign languages, at least in English

2. Sense of humor

3. The books s/he reads

4. The movies s/he watches

8. Which of the following implies sweetness and romanticism?

1. Giving a teddy bear for no apparent reason

2. Giving away poetry in lieu of love letters

3. Giving flowers and chocolates on Valentines Day

4. Hiring a string quartet for a marriage proposal

9. Which of the following least likely resolves a problem and most likely makes it worse?

1. Doing nothing

2. Drinking alcohol alone

3. Praying

4. Telling it to someone else and asking for advice

10. Which of the following is the best advice you could give to someone who is desperate?

1. Go to church

2. Hakuna matata

3. Hang the noose

4. Unwind

11. Which of the following must you note to warrant a claim that a person is healthy and clean?

1. Clean ears

2. Clean nails and beautiful hands

3. Clean teeth and fresh breath

4. Clear skin and healthy scalp

12. Which of the following reveals breeding?

1. Levity in language

2. Sports one is into

3. Table manners and eating habits

4. The kind of vice one has

13. Which of the following is not edible?

1. Ants

2. Fingernails

3. Ampalaya

4. Santan

14. Which of the following is not a toy?

1. Dragonflies

2. Mobile phones

3. Rodents

4. Swiss knives

15. Which of the following are you willing to die for?

1. A cameo role in a Martin Scorsese film

2. A date with your favorite movie star

3. A first edition copy of J.D. Salinger’s The Catcher In The Rye

4. A front-row ticket to a U2 concert

16. Which of the following would most likely cause you to commit suicide?

1. Bankruptcy

2. Contacting an incurable disease

3. Heartbreak

4. Your favorite book mounted on the silver screen with sloppy actors playing the characters

17. Which of the following makes life worth living?

1. A sunny disposition

2. Good friends

3. Great job

4. Wonderful family

18. Which of the following is the phoniest act?

1. Criminals flagellating themselves during Lent

2. Politicians doing charity works during Christmas season

3. Priests giving absolution during confession

4. Socialites establishing foundations

19. Which of the following would not entitle a ‘yummy prospect’ for a second look?

1. Great smile

2. Nice feet

3. Stunning get-up

4. Sparkling eyes

20. Which of the following would you do after taking this test?

1. Contemplate about yourself

2. Get on with your life

3. Review your answers

4. Wait for the key in the next blog post and expect a prize

***That’s all, folks!!!  Tididittittittittittit–tidididititititit–tewnewtewnewnewnewnewnew–tewnewnewnewnewnewnewnew–tididittititititit–tantantantantantaaaahn!!!  (Sing to the tune of the closing music of Looney Tunes.)***

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