Filed under: Philosophy of the Person
In the office where most people are dead serious about beating deadlines, preparing reports, climbing the hierarchy of the organizational chart and what have you about survival of the fittest office worker, scenarios which are overly hilarious also take place. Note the following.
Office Blooper # 1
Company: Multi-Line Design Systems, Inc.
Characters: JT, Project Supervisor and Mark, Sales Manager and COO (Read: Child Of Owner)
Mark : Nakapunta ka na ba sa Romblon?
JT : Ay, oo, Sir. Masarap ang magluto ang mga tao doon kaya lang ang mga babae doon, mangkukulam!
Mark : Talaga? Taga-Romblon si Daqui, eh, ‘yung wife ko.
JT : Aaah… Kaya pala masarap siyang magluto.
*Kwang kwang kwang kwang…*
Office Blooper # 2
Company: PAGCOR
Characters: AG and Tacky, Accounting Clerks; and Miss Fe Esteban, Assistant Branch Manager
Scene: In a restricted area where only Internal Security Staff and Surveillance Staff are allowed to pass, Tacky opened the door.
AG : Patay, si Miss Fe. ‘Wag na tayo dito.
Tacky : Fe?! Sinong Fe?! Baka samain siya sa ‘kin! (Turned her head towards the space in the restricted area and saw ABM Fe Esteban standing by for the elevator.) Hi, Ma’am. Good afternoon.
AG : Good afternoon, Ma’am.
Ms Fe : Good afternoon.
AG and Tacky entered the restricted area quietly. The three took the elevator in the restricted area with AG and Tacky not uttering a single word and not moving a bit. On the fifth floor, they all went out.
Tacky : Ma’am, punta lang po kami sa chapel.
Ms Fe : Okay.
In the chapel…
Tacky : Si Miss Fe ba si ABM Esteban?
AG : Hindeeee!!!
Both clerks nearly died of laughter.
*Kwang kwang kwang kwang…*
Office Blooper # 3
Company: PAGCOR
Characters: Jay and Mike, Accounting Clerks; Miss Cecille, the Senior Accountant and boss of the two
Situation: Miss Cecille is known to have a hearing problem because of vertigo. Jay is in cubicle one, Mike in cubicle two, and Miss Cecille was standing in cubicle three, but neither of the clerks knew about the boss’ location.
Mike : Jay, (saying something inaudible).
Jay : (Shouting.) Ano? Di ko magets. Lakasan mo kasi.
Mike : (Shouting.) ‘Yung rep, kailangan na raw ni Ma’am Cecille.
Jay : (Shouting.) Ah, okay. Sorry, ah. Cecille mode eh.
Mike : Hahahahaha!!! Sira ka talaga, mamya nandyan si Ma’am.
Jay : Okay lang ‘yun, di naman niya maririnig kasi mahina ang tenga no’n.
Jay stood up discreetly to search for Miss Cecille, and he found her standing in cubicle three, looking at him.
*Kwang kwang kwang kwang…*
Office Blooper # 4
Company: PAGCOR
Characters: Sally Braña, Bookkeeper; Tessa Carandang, Accountant; Jay and Tacky, Accounting Clerks; Beeng, Bookkeeper; and the rest of the Accounting people except the Senior Accountant
Scene: Sally and Tessa were arguing about a certain accounting procedure. Sally is known to have a high-pitch voice and appears to be fighting over something whenever healthy discussions such as the one presented here are taking place. Sally was shouting like hell in this scene and Tessa was looking at her, trying to comprehend her point and at the same time keeping her calm.
Jay : (Shouting, mimicking a boxing ring announcer.) From the red corner, weighing 110 pounds, still undefeated, the defending champion… Braña!!! From the blue corner, weighing 106 pounds, the challenger… Carandang!!!
Tacky : Ah, Braña na ako, walang kakupas-kupas!!!
Beeng : Ako rin, Braña na!!!
Accounting people : (Chanting.) Braña!!! Braña!!! Braña!!!
Sally : (Shouting.) Hoy, magsitigil kayo!!! Ano akala niyo sa akin, panabong?!!!
*Kwang kwang kwang kwang…*
Office Blooper # 5
Company: PAGCOR and Manila Pavilion Hotel
Characters: Mike and Jajee, Accounting Clerks; and an anonymous Manila Pavilion Hotel concierge staff
Mike : ‘Yung mga foreigners, nagtataka sa conversation ng mga Pinoy sa elevator.
Jajee : Anong conversation?
Mike : Like, ‘yung tinanong ‘nung nasa labas, ‘Bababa ba?’ tapos sinagot nung nasa loob, ‘Bababa.’
Jajee : Hahaha!!! Oo nga ‘noh?!
After a while, Jajee went out of the Accounting office, situated at the 5th Floor to go to the CSM’s office, at the 2nd Floor. She decided to take the elevator going down. The elevator door opened, she stepped in, saw a couple of Caucasians and Japanese or Korean or Chinese guys, then the door closed. In a split-second, it reopened. A hotel concierge staff was standing outside, hoping for a ride.
MPH Concierge Staff : Bababa ba?
Jajee : Bababa!!!
*Kwang kwang kwang kwang…*
Closing remarks: All together now, people! Kwang kwang kwang kwang!!!
Next Attraction : Especially to Chow and Emie, answers to the Personality Test. Sorry for the delay. Thank you for bearing with me. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!! 
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